need another drink. this is the easiest way
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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