He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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