hotel room ftw
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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