I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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