Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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