idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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