How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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