if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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