O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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