How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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