doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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