what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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