I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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