But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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