Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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