I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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