Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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