Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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