So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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