don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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