did you get engaged???
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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