Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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