ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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