I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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