that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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