and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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