Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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