Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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