So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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