i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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