So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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