Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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