Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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