I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Randomize