Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
