# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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