Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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