Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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