I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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