the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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