Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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