I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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