drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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