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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's rum buckets o'clock
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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