i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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