Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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