Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
My feet surprised me
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