You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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