just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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