If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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